sassybarak

thechildrensplace:

i’m so bored i need a bf

(via friskygrandma)

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via friskygrandma)

I went to my grandparents and had diet coke for the first time in like 4 days